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have never been written rules but some men have refused to step up
their game in the 'head' getting game. We now have to make these public
rules, and even make them laws.
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While receiving a head, you’re supposed to relax, and not draw much
attention to yourself, this disclaimer is for people receiving a head
in public or anywhere that isn’t private. Be cool! It’s that simple, in
general, there are really no set rules per say of what to do or not to
do. They’re like moral rules, things you should live by.
Blowjob is an enjoyable act if you encounter someone who is very
good with it. It’s a sweet experience that requires expertise from both
the giver and the receiver, while it might look like the receiver
doesn’t have much to do, they also have a part to play so as not to make
it awkward as f*ck. Zeynep Yenisey, Maxim compiles a list to make sure
we don’t all make these mistakes. Stop doing these!
1. Don’t push her head further down
It may look like a good idea, nudging her in the direction of where
you may derive more pleasure but it’s a common rule for blowjobs, don’t
push her head down your tool. It’s a treasonable offence. Like I said
earlier, be a gentleman, and wait for her to get there. Don’t force feed
her your junk. Get a grip!
2. Don’t look at her
You might just be admiring the attention to details, she is giving
to what is going on down there but its rude to stare at her while she is
doing that, unless it’s something she’s into. People are into a lot of
weird things these days, who knows, it can be erotic for her that
whoever she’s blowing stare at her. Even with life in general, it’s rude
to stare. With this situation, avoid staring!
3. Don’t pat her on the back
I don’t even know how this would occur to you to do but in case you
do it or consider doing it. Stop that thought immediately. She isn’t a
dog, you cannot be rubbing the back of a lady that has your dick in her
mouth. She isn’t your dog.
4. Don’t thrust into her mouth
You need to resist that urge that keeps creeping up in your mind to
thrust into her mouth like it’s her sexual organ. The pleasure you’re
deriving can be insane and then your waist develop a mind of their own
and keep jerking back and forth. Be control your hips and manage to keep
it staying still. It’s a blowjob not mouth sex.
5. Don’t be too silent
I know these look like a lot of rules but there is a good reason
for it. Here is another cardinal point, you cannot be too silent else
it’ll be weird. You might want to throw in a couple of encouraging
sounds, so it isn’t like she blowing a dead man. Your sound will nudge
her in the direction of how you’re enjoying what she is doing or not.
Don’t stay silent like a dead horse.
6. Let her know when you’re cumming
Not every lady wants to swallow your juice. Be a decent human
being, and let her know when your orgasm is close. You might be enjoying
it and all but you have to give the lady heads up if you’re about to
cum. Some ladies are swallowers, and others aren’t. It’s a messy affair,
be nice to let her know.
7. Clean up down there
Personal cleanliness is important if you want your tool sucked
often, do yourself that much good by taking care of yourself. Wash it
and shaved off the hair to keep off the stink that might put off your
lady.
8. Don’t fart
You shouldn’t do it, it doesn’t matter if your fart stinks or not.
Just don’t do it. Be a decent human being for the love of God. You
cannot fart into someone’s face who has your junk in their mouth. She
might decide to find a way to punish you for that.
9. One good turn deserves another
Now, she has satisfied you, how about repaying her back in the same coin. It’d be nice, isn’t it? It’s the decent thing to do.
Credits: Hot Pulse
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